Yahweh Has So Many Televisions To Watch:

I happened to be in San Francisco one Saturday and I happened to walk by a very large electronics shop. I became aware from looking out through the window that they had a very large amount of televisions on one wall and they were all turned on and tuned to one station. I had to go in and check out these televisions. I've always been an electronics fanatic and how television quality has varied from one maker to another has really perplexed me. So, I went into the store to investigate.

The television section was devoid of people so I had all of the screens to myself. Now, I am sometimes a prankster at heart so I thought it would be fun to turn all of the television stations to different channels; and I proceeded to do just that. I finished my handiwork and stepped back to behold my creation.

As I looked at all of the different screens (there must have been at least thirty), Yahweh started to show me something. I could only focus on one screen at a time. I tried to stand between two sets and focus on them both and it was impossible to show undivided attention to two televisions. At this time Yahweh said to me, "it's really hard, isn't it?" I replied that it was impossible. Then he showed me the earth and explained to me that there are (were at the time) about five and a half billion people on earth. He explained to me that He was able to watch those 5.5 billion televisions (people) all at the same time. And, he not only watched them, but kept them supplied with power and kept them maintained. He heard each one of the pray and knew all of their needs and desires. Then, in an attempt to totally overwhelm me in thought, He said that He also saw to the needs of each star, each planet, each each galaxy and the whole universe.

I can't really explain what happened next. It was as though my mind was trying to comprehend the total thoughts of Yahweh, at which point my mind just shut off. I stood there in the store, for what seemed like an eternity, with a blank mind and absolutely no thoughts going through it, like I was catatonic. Slowly I came back to my senses and I just stood there some more, marveling at the greatness of Yahweh and the power of His might!!